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aut me aut nihil

aut me aut nihil = Either me or nothing. no,no... me not boosting. me have an inferiority complex and trying to compensate :D 

Wednesday, June 01, 2005 - 13:54

Arranged?

He asked the prostitute, "How much for an hour?"

His mother asked the bride's parents, "How much dowry?"

He said, "I only got 500 rupees. Good enough for half hour?"

They said, "We'll leave you two alone. Talk, say, for half hour?"

In her bedroom, she asked, "Is this your first time? I don't have all day, get going!"


He didn't know what to talk to his "would be wife". Neither did she. He finally managed, "So this is your bedroom huh? Nice."

She was furious, "What do you mean you don't have a condom?... you get a half a dozen for Rs.5... there must be a few on that drawer, take one."

She answered, "Yeah, i made it. But it wasn't filter coffee... its Bru. Rs 5 for six cups."

"What do you think, sleeping with men is my hobby? Get out of here!"

The most interesting question he could manage within the time was, "so...whats your hobby?"

P.S: Guys, this is just one perspective. Don't turn the heat on me... please :)

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