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aut me aut nihil = Either me or nothing. no,no... me not boosting. me have an inferiority complex and trying to compensate :D 

Friday, January 27, 2006 - 07:04

Perfect?

I got tagged again. The timing couldn't have been better because i feel like i'm all dried up :( Seriously, me need some inspiration... or maybe some gorgeous girl could just walk by me.
Ok, about the tag, im supposed to come up with 8 different points for my perfect lover. I won't even begin to understand what that would be like or how i would go about doing that. Because ladies & gentleman, you are reading a cursed man's blog.
I believe I was cursed by some evil witchy lady in my previous incarnation or something, that in my next life I can only get within only 20 feet from the love of my life. How else can you explain Aishwarya Rai or Trisha or Riya Sen for that matter?
The wicked lady must have somehow included my neighbourhood, my school, my college and my workplace also in the curse, because only then my life so far would make some seeming sense. And don't even get me started on the blogging world. I tried flirting on the comment board once, i had to find a crowbar to pry my foot out of my mouth.

So pardon me if i seem weird...
1) 36
2) 28
3) 36
4) a libido that equals mine (that is to say, no holiday on saturdays.. first, third, fourth, second!)
5) 19 kids (no less :P)
6) should be able to come with an algorithm to solve Sudoku (huh?)
7) i can't lift more than 40kg with my right hand, so i guess a few KS positions are out of syllabus for me :( ok?
8) hmmm.... should say "yes" when i propose!

Me not going to tag anyone. I barely command respect from my blogger friends.

Pardon my absence, for i was busy writing a program to solve Sudoku. Not that anyone asked me.
And im off to Trichy for a marriage next week and the project's code freeze is due next month. So expect very little of me.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 - 08:15

Love Bug

"hey lover boy, what's up?"
"listen, i had this weirdest dream!.. i died and i went to heaven"
"heaven? you sure? bcos people who wake someone up in the middle of the night to talk about their dreams.. usually end up in hell."
"im sure it wasn't hell. now, cut out the sarcasm and listen to me."
"ok, im sorry, go on.. did you meet God?"
"you bet i did. and i even got to ask him some questions."
"interesting.. so, what did you ask Him?"
"i asked Him a lot of questions and got all the usual, expected answers."
"like?"
"well, i asked him what was His purpose to create everything.. life, world, sun, universe, humans? and He said that He was experimenting and wanted to create an ultimate species -us humans- that would be His epitome of creativity."
"what about the rest? sun, universe and stuff?"
"..the rest were put in just for fun, i was told."
"ok, wow, so He was experimenting huh?"
"yeah, totally... and you know what? He also said that the entire world is being run by a huge computer. a giant server hosting everyone. and millions and millions of programs running.."
"that sounds very close to the version of that movie Matrix. your dream has been already made into a movie.."
"wait, there is more. i haven't told you that final question, for which i got a completely unpercedented answer."
"what is it?"
"i asked Him what was He thinking when He created love?..."
"and?"
"He said He didn't create it. He said it is a known bug!"
"a B-U-G?"
"yeah a bug in the software that is running the big server thingy. He was going to fix it up with a patch, but since everyone seemed to love "love" so much, He decided to leave it there!"
"haha... love "love"... kind of a recurssion in the code eh?"
"so that was it. i woke up after that and called you immediately."



"...love is a bug?? you sure?"
"YOU ARE QUESTIONING ME? YOU DO REALISE THAT I AM GOD."
"yeah, im sorry, my bad. now that you mention that it is a bug, it makes a lot of sense. even explains a lot of things..."
"GO FIGURE. AND SINCE EVERYONE LOVED "LOVE" SO MUCH, I DECIDED TO LEAVE IT AS IT IS."
"wow! Thank God for that. i mean.. thank you, God."
"BUT THERE IS A PATCH ONE COULD APPLY TO FIX THAT BUG. IT IS REALLY SIMPLE ACTUALLY. ONE SHOULD.......



".......and called you immediately."
"is there anything else interesting i should know?"
"no, but there is something i like to forget about this dream, because i found you!"

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