S m i t h a"At last! Do you have any idea how many female martyrs are waiting for you? ... Ok, Ok, you can choose."
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 01:57
Tonty phorth tag
24. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"At last! Do you have any idea how many female martyrs are waiting for you? ... Ok, Ok, you can choose."
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"At last! Do you have any idea how many female martyrs are waiting for you? ... Ok, Ok, you can choose."
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Friday, January 27, 2006 - 07:04
Perfect?
I got tagged again. The timing couldn't have been better because i feel like i'm all dried up :( Seriously, me need some inspiration... or maybe some gorgeous girl could just walk by me.
Ok, about the tag, im supposed to come up with 8 different points for my perfect lover. I won't even begin to understand what that would be like or how i would go about doing that. Because ladies & gentleman, you are reading a cursed man's blog.
I believe I was cursed by some evil witchy lady in my previous incarnation or something, that in my next life I can only get within only 20 feet from the love of my life. How else can you explain Aishwarya Rai or Trisha or Riya Sen for that matter?
The wicked lady must have somehow included my neighbourhood, my school, my college and my workplace also in the curse, because only then my life so far would make some seeming sense. And don't even get me started on the blogging world. I tried flirting on the comment board once, i had to find a crowbar to pry my foot out of my mouth.
So pardon me if i seem weird...
1) 36
2) 28
3) 36
4) a libido that equals mine (that is to say, no holiday on saturdays.. first, third, fourth, second!)
5) 19 kids (no less :P)
6) should be able to come with an algorithm to solve Sudoku (huh?)
7) i can't lift more than 40kg with my right hand, so i guess a few KS positions are out of syllabus for me :( ok?
8) hmmm.... should say "yes" when i propose!
Me not going to tag anyone. I barely command respect from my blogger friends.
Pardon my absence, for i was busy writing a program to solve Sudoku. Not that anyone asked me.
And im off to Trichy for a marriage next week and the project's code freeze is due next month. So expect very little of me.
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Ok, about the tag, im supposed to come up with 8 different points for my perfect lover. I won't even begin to understand what that would be like or how i would go about doing that. Because ladies & gentleman, you are reading a cursed man's blog.
I believe I was cursed by some evil witchy lady in my previous incarnation or something, that in my next life I can only get within only 20 feet from the love of my life. How else can you explain Aishwarya Rai or Trisha or Riya Sen for that matter?
The wicked lady must have somehow included my neighbourhood, my school, my college and my workplace also in the curse, because only then my life so far would make some seeming sense. And don't even get me started on the blogging world. I tried flirting on the comment board once, i had to find a crowbar to pry my foot out of my mouth.
So pardon me if i seem weird...
1) 36
2) 28
3) 36
4) a libido that equals mine (that is to say, no holiday on saturdays.. first, third, fourth, second!)
5) 19 kids (no less :P)
6) should be able to come with an algorithm to solve Sudoku (huh?)
7) i can't lift more than 40kg with my right hand, so i guess a few KS positions are out of syllabus for me :( ok?
8) hmmm.... should say "yes" when i propose!
Me not going to tag anyone. I barely command respect from my blogger friends.
Pardon my absence, for i was busy writing a program to solve Sudoku. Not that anyone asked me.
And im off to Trichy for a marriage next week and the project's code freeze is due next month. So expect very little of me.
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Monday, December 05, 2005 - 07:49
Filler post
Ok, S m i t h a, my alter ego has gone missing. I've lodged a FIR and you know how Indian policewalas work. So until then...
Got tagged by ramses
10 yrs ago
10th standard - must have been busy studying for the exams or busy trying to impress my school crush. yeah.. its the latter, im sure.
anyways ended up as the school topper and all, but failed in the chota sa love story
was always fighting with my brother and sister: both being younger, i could exercise loads of bullyism
5 yrs ago
sophomore - having sorted out my priorities, where sleep comes first and studies comes last, with movies, novels, computergames, bird watching and writing code sprinkled in between, it was party time always
another crush got crushed - she fell in love with another guy :(
but managed to write a master-minion-trojan in C and called the program lover.c
last year
work - was awarded exceptional new comer. was in the USA for 6 months. found out that the girl i was in love with was already married :( i took all of the above with equal enthusiasm
decided to start a blog and after a few corny posts about my life, decided to cut the musings and write short stories
met some wonderful people through the blog and been friends thence
got myself a Sony cybershot and tried my hand at photography too
yesterday
brought my mom sarees for the first time
finished reading "The Tipping point"
decided not to cut my hair and sport a Harry Potter cut
5 yummy things
Elisha Cuthbert
rain dance
Mom's kadai chicken
Skyline 4-way chilli
Uno's chicken-wild mushroom pizza
5 things i know by heart
most tamil song lyrics
most english movie scripts
don't develop crush on beautiful women, they are so depressing bcos they are so unattainable
genius is as genius does
im no genius
5 things i'd do if i had a lot more money
quit this job and aim for a Ph.D
will buy a window screen and gift it to the poor Irani girls living opposite my apartment
buy movies
buy books
and after gaining some experience, produce and direct a movie :)
5 places i escape to
my creative self
silence
sleep
books
a phone call to my mom/sis/bro/friends
5 things i'd never wear
a sad face
a dhoti without a belt
an open shirt before i get back my abs
any formal wear unless it is fatally compulsory
lipstick: the one from kissing not accountable eh?
5 favourite tv shows
Friends
Coupling (Star World - sat & sunday 2 PM)
Will and Grace
Extreme engineering on Discovery
Bikini destinations, Late night show or anything on F-Tv ;)
5 things i enjoy doing
bird watching ;) anywhere/anytime
sleeping when i've to be at work
reading all night
watching tv with no one to take the remote away
writing code
people i'd like to tag
curses
Kathak
Danny
Sujit
feel free to ignore me, if u r not interested
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Got tagged by ramses
10 yrs ago
10th standard - must have been busy studying for the exams or busy trying to impress my school crush. yeah.. its the latter, im sure.
anyways ended up as the school topper and all, but failed in the chota sa love story
was always fighting with my brother and sister: both being younger, i could exercise loads of bullyism
5 yrs ago
sophomore - having sorted out my priorities, where sleep comes first and studies comes last, with movies, novels, computergames, bird watching and writing code sprinkled in between, it was party time always
another crush got crushed - she fell in love with another guy :(
but managed to write a master-minion-trojan in C and called the program lover.c
last year
work - was awarded exceptional new comer. was in the USA for 6 months. found out that the girl i was in love with was already married :( i took all of the above with equal enthusiasm
decided to start a blog and after a few corny posts about my life, decided to cut the musings and write short stories
met some wonderful people through the blog and been friends thence
got myself a Sony cybershot and tried my hand at photography too
yesterday
brought my mom sarees for the first time
finished reading "The Tipping point"
decided not to cut my hair and sport a Harry Potter cut
5 yummy things
Elisha Cuthbert
rain dance
Mom's kadai chicken
Skyline 4-way chilli
Uno's chicken-wild mushroom pizza
5 things i know by heart
most tamil song lyrics
most english movie scripts
don't develop crush on beautiful women, they are so depressing bcos they are so unattainable
genius is as genius does
im no genius
5 things i'd do if i had a lot more money
quit this job and aim for a Ph.D
will buy a window screen and gift it to the poor Irani girls living opposite my apartment
buy movies
buy books
and after gaining some experience, produce and direct a movie :)
5 places i escape to
my creative self
silence
sleep
books
a phone call to my mom/sis/bro/friends
5 things i'd never wear
a sad face
a dhoti without a belt
an open shirt before i get back my abs
any formal wear unless it is fatally compulsory
lipstick: the one from kissing not accountable eh?
5 favourite tv shows
Friends
Coupling (Star World - sat & sunday 2 PM)
Will and Grace
Extreme engineering on Discovery
Bikini destinations, Late night show or anything on F-Tv ;)
5 things i enjoy doing
bird watching ;) anywhere/anytime
sleeping when i've to be at work
reading all night
watching tv with no one to take the remote away
writing code
people i'd like to tag
curses
Kathak
Danny
Sujit
feel free to ignore me, if u r not interested
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Monday, October 24, 2005 - 04:45
Story tree...
...contd from reNUka
He thought it would be an ordinary journey. Standing behind the pillar he watched the train snort arrogantly into the station. With each snort he was reminded of his grandfather's words "You will fail in the city and return penniless"; with every heavenward whistle, he heard his cousin, "Don't worry. Come here and I will get you a job at the construction site." Now he had a 34-hour journey to prove one of them wrong, and he expected the excitement at the end of the journey. He looked at his ticket once again: compartment S9 berth 23.
He would preserve this ticket. When he would succeed, he would frame and hang it for all to see, as a reminder of the fact that greatness had humble origins, of the day when he set out to seize his destiny. His lips quivered with emotion as he carefully counted the money in his wallet, yet again. Four crisp hundreds and two crumpled fifties. At seventeen, it seemed like a fortune to him. He would carefully plan his expenses. He felt as energetic as the strong breeze that hit his face. He stumbled backward, as the wallet slipped from his hands.
Turag watched it fall, with the fingers of both his hands curled—one gripping the steel bar and the other gripping nothing but air. The wallet settled, the second time it touched the greased stones. It was diminishing in size and moving away from him like an open-mouthed balloon propelled by the gushing air. He knew, well enough, the events that would follow if he pulls the stop-chain. In fact it was a stop-chain that brought a wind of change in his life. Getting off from the thought-train that the stop-chain had evoked, he rushed towards it, with uncurled fingers.
"Don't do that." said a voice from behind him. The command in the voice, more than his curiosity, made him stop and turn around. The first thing he noticed was her eyes which also held the finality her voice seemed to convey. He was still staring deep into the depths of her beautiful eyes when he realized that he had been stopped. He closed his eyes for a second, shook his head to clear out the image -as if wiping the slate clean- and reopened them.
"I drop my wallet.", he said.
i pass the baton to j'Adore, Sunita and thuvax.
---------------------------------------------------------------
(Everything below the dashed line above should be copied and pasted with every accepted tag)
This is a Story Tree and is best nurtured as follows:
1. A blogger can add only 90-100 words (not more or less) at a time.
2. All previous snippets of 90-100 words need to be copied before the new set of 90-100 words are appended.
3. Each entire snippet should be linked to the respective author (and not just the first sentence or so)
4. Characters, scenes, etc. can be introduced by an author
5. Bizarre twists, sci-fi, fantasy sequences are best avoided.
6. A tag must be accepted within 7 days else the branch is a dead branch
7. After appending 90-100, the Story Tree can be passed on to at most 3 bloggers.
8. If more than 1 branch leads to a blogger, s/he is free to choose any one of them but cannot mix the snippets of the individual branches.
9. The Story Tree is best left to grow than concluded
10. Please attach the image of the Story Tree below with each accepted tag (the link address can be copied and used).
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He thought it would be an ordinary journey. Standing behind the pillar he watched the train snort arrogantly into the station. With each snort he was reminded of his grandfather's words "You will fail in the city and return penniless"; with every heavenward whistle, he heard his cousin, "Don't worry. Come here and I will get you a job at the construction site." Now he had a 34-hour journey to prove one of them wrong, and he expected the excitement at the end of the journey. He looked at his ticket once again: compartment S9 berth 23.
He would preserve this ticket. When he would succeed, he would frame and hang it for all to see, as a reminder of the fact that greatness had humble origins, of the day when he set out to seize his destiny. His lips quivered with emotion as he carefully counted the money in his wallet, yet again. Four crisp hundreds and two crumpled fifties. At seventeen, it seemed like a fortune to him. He would carefully plan his expenses. He felt as energetic as the strong breeze that hit his face. He stumbled backward, as the wallet slipped from his hands.
Turag watched it fall, with the fingers of both his hands curled—one gripping the steel bar and the other gripping nothing but air. The wallet settled, the second time it touched the greased stones. It was diminishing in size and moving away from him like an open-mouthed balloon propelled by the gushing air. He knew, well enough, the events that would follow if he pulls the stop-chain. In fact it was a stop-chain that brought a wind of change in his life. Getting off from the thought-train that the stop-chain had evoked, he rushed towards it, with uncurled fingers.
"Don't do that." said a voice from behind him. The command in the voice, more than his curiosity, made him stop and turn around. The first thing he noticed was her eyes which also held the finality her voice seemed to convey. He was still staring deep into the depths of her beautiful eyes when he realized that he had been stopped. He closed his eyes for a second, shook his head to clear out the image -as if wiping the slate clean- and reopened them.
"I drop my wallet.", he said.
i pass the baton to j'Adore, Sunita and thuvax.
---------------------------------------------------------------
(Everything below the dashed line above should be copied and pasted with every accepted tag)
This is a Story Tree and is best nurtured as follows:
1. A blogger can add only 90-100 words (not more or less) at a time.
2. All previous snippets of 90-100 words need to be copied before the new set of 90-100 words are appended.
3. Each entire snippet should be linked to the respective author (and not just the first sentence or so)
4. Characters, scenes, etc. can be introduced by an author
5. Bizarre twists, sci-fi, fantasy sequences are best avoided.
6. A tag must be accepted within 7 days else the branch is a dead branch
7. After appending 90-100, the Story Tree can be passed on to at most 3 bloggers.
8. If more than 1 branch leads to a blogger, s/he is free to choose any one of them but cannot mix the snippets of the individual branches.
9. The Story Tree is best left to grow than concluded
10. Please attach the image of the Story Tree below with each accepted tag (the link address can be copied and used).
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 - 06:37
Tagged - Honestly
I'm glad Anu tagged me. The short story me promised being not made the distance from head-to-paper, i got to post this filler. For a change im being honest in this post. Don't tell me i didn't warn you!
Seven things you plan to do before you die
I would like to do more than 7 things actually :( So here is the top 7!
Go to Moon/Mars/space and jump around in micro gravity
Script/Camera/Direct/Edit a movie
Write more stories about children
Buy an island to retire there
Get a rock hard ab (good enough to model for one of those Tele-shopping-network ads)
Buy a nice small seclusive guesthouse in Ooty as my mom wished
Get a Ph.D in www subject (no no not that WorldWideWeb thingy. i mean, WhatWomenWant - LOL)
Seven things you can do
I can..
watch movies 24x7
read books 23x7
work 1x5
compile C program in me little head
be very reserved at times
write english & tamil in mirror image
drive a bike head on into a truck and live to tell about it
Seven things you can't do
I can't..
get up early on a sunday morning
stop ogling at beautiful women (obviously right?)
turn my right hand palm face up completely :( *sobs* *sobs*
appreciate modern art
figure out why we have to pay tax to the government
stop eating junk food
understand me (only sometimes though, dont call Keelpakam already!)
Seven things you say most
kiddo/kid (yeah i know a lot of kids :D)
machi/machan
enna-di? (with my sister of course)
psycho
a handful of tamil swear words which im not going to tell you :P
Seven things that attract you to women
Me is a stupid character. Me brain associate some physical qualities to personality, which me brain get attracts to.
Physical - Personality
Mischevious powerful eyes - Intelligence & common sense
Long black hair - Patience & composure
Sharp edgy chin - Non-pompous attitude
Rosy voluptuous lips - Nothing personality related, just tooo good for a kiss ;)
Smooth lengthy neckline - Sense of humour & self respect
Curvaceous effeminate waistline - shy is coming :)
a couple of noway-im-telling-you & i-want-to-keep-my-female-readers (i-said-honest-and-not-brutally-honest)
Seven celebrity crushes
7 is such a small number :( can i add two zeroes? please.. please.. ok, here is the latest 7..
Asin
Sonali Nagrani
Jessica Alba
Josie Maran
Mia Sara
Dakota Fanning
Emma Watson
Seven people me like to tag
Now 7 seems like a big number :( Me can list all the readers of my stupid blog and still not get >7 response. Please feel free to ignore me if you are not interested.
Ramses
Danny
Kathak
Renuka
Anju
Curses
Thuvax
Moosa
Sunnath
Ulu
Niket
Parag
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Seven things you plan to do before you die
I would like to do more than 7 things actually :( So here is the top 7!
Go to Moon/Mars/space and jump around in micro gravity
Script/Camera/Direct/Edit a movie
Write more stories about children
Buy an island to retire there
Get a rock hard ab (good enough to model for one of those Tele-shopping-network ads)
Buy a nice small seclusive guesthouse in Ooty as my mom wished
Get a Ph.D in www subject (no no not that WorldWideWeb thingy. i mean, WhatWomenWant - LOL)
Seven things you can do
I can..
watch movies 24x7
read books 23x7
work 1x5
compile C program in me little head
be very reserved at times
write english & tamil in mirror image
drive a bike head on into a truck and live to tell about it
Seven things you can't do
I can't..
get up early on a sunday morning
stop ogling at beautiful women (obviously right?)
turn my right hand palm face up completely :( *sobs* *sobs*
appreciate modern art
figure out why we have to pay tax to the government
stop eating junk food
understand me (only sometimes though, dont call Keelpakam already!)
Seven things you say most
kiddo/kid (yeah i know a lot of kids :D)
machi/machan
enna-di? (with my sister of course)
psycho
a handful of tamil swear words which im not going to tell you :P
Seven things that attract you to women
Me is a stupid character. Me brain associate some physical qualities to personality, which me brain get attracts to.
Physical - Personality
Mischevious powerful eyes - Intelligence & common sense
Long black hair - Patience & composure
Sharp edgy chin - Non-pompous attitude
Rosy voluptuous lips - Nothing personality related, just tooo good for a kiss ;)
Smooth lengthy neckline - Sense of humour & self respect
Curvaceous effeminate waistline - shy is coming :)
a couple of noway-im-telling-you & i-want-to-keep-my-female-readers (i-said-honest-and-not-brutally-honest)
Seven celebrity crushes
7 is such a small number :( can i add two zeroes? please.. please.. ok, here is the latest 7..
Asin
Sonali Nagrani
Jessica Alba
Josie Maran
Mia Sara
Dakota Fanning
Emma Watson
Seven people me like to tag
Now 7 seems like a big number :( Me can list all the readers of my stupid blog and still not get >7 response. Please feel free to ignore me if you are not interested.
Ramses
Danny
Kathak
Renuka
Anju
Curses
Thuvax
Moosa
Sunnath
Ulu
Niket
Parag
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