2. When some Irani girls move-in to the apartment opposite to one's home, one shall buy binoculars prompto. (for one's pervert roommates, that is)
3. The weighing machines at Pune railway station adds 5Kg. One shall not panic!
4. Emma Watson(Hermione) is a teenager and it is ok for one to have a bruning desire when she walks down the stairs.
5. Thou shalt not watch Momento thy backwards.
6. Physiotherapy is a painful process. Even more painful, if one has to fake one's tolerance level and act more manly because one's physiotherapist happen to be a charming lady.
7. One has to like Marvin's words, "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." when one was as depressed as me was, after reading it.
8. Does one know why mosquitoes come near one's ears and make that annoying buzzing sound while one is asleep? Actually, because they are near one's ears that one is able to hear the mosquitoes buzzing. They make that buzzing sound all the time.
9. When Micha Barton is delivering the chinese food one ordered, in skimpy clothes, one should realise that one is dreaming.
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